Liza Minnelli

Reality is something you rise above.

Scott Adams

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Weekly Theme

This weeks theme will be chaos. 

Jane Wagner

What is reality anyway!  It's nothing but a collective hunch.

Bruce Cockburn

The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.

Author Unknown*

When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell. 


*If you know the origin of this quote, please let me know.

Author Unknown*

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.

*If you know the origin of this quote, please let me know.
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Author Unknown*

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

*If you know the origin of this quote, please let me know.

Maxine

Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need.

Carson Kressley

We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.

Author Unknown*

Apparently you have delusions of adequacy.

If you know the origin of this quote, please let me know.

Weekly Theme

Our theme this week will be insults...As you will see. 
Enjoy.

Aesop

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

Author Unknown*

This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.



*If you know the origin of this quote, please let me know.

Douglas Adams

Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.

Mignon McLaughlin

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.

Woody Allen

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

Woody Allen

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Douglas Adams

Don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

Thursday Insult

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

John Hardwick

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. 

Joan Rivers

Don't cook.  Don't clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum... "My God, the floor's immaculate.  Lie down, you hot bitch." 

Josephine Hart

Damaged people are dangerous.  They know they can survive.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything in the universe goes by indirection. There are no straight lines.

Raymond Lindquist

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. 

Lizzie West

If you don't create your reality, your reality will create you.

George Pierce - Thursday Insults

Correct me if I am wrong, but has the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?

Josephine Hart

Damaged people are dangerous.  They know they can survive.

Nick Law

Creativity is a habit. It’s not something the happens in the shower.

Frederick Nietzsche

Convictions are more dangerous foes that lies.

Runi

Conventional opinion is the ruin of our souls.

Sir Winston Churchill

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

Marcus Antonius

Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.

The Doctor, Star Trek Voyager - thursday Insult

Between impulse and action, there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance.